"Here's a Good Rule, Mom"

So, after getting the younger kids off to bed tonight, Alli and I were chatting in the kitchen and we hear the door to Aaron's room crash open and Aaron racing down the hall to the bathroom. After a minute or so, we go down there and see Aaron (with a guilty look on his face) wiping up the floor next to the toilet. He turns to me and says matter-of-factly, "Here's a good rule, mom. Don't pee in the garbage can."

Apparently, the trash can (being all of 6 inches closer than the toilet) seemed like a better option at the time...

Normally, this wouldn't strike me as funny, but Alli and I couldn't stop laughing...